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  • Offline files - Downloadable files for flights, travel, and anywhere sleep is harder than usual. Works without signal.
  • Bonus content - Occasional dispatches on how episodes are made, interviews, special editions.
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  • Submit documents for consideration - Your specific manual (a user guide, regulatory code, procurement report) recited for thousands of insomniacs.
  • Satisfaction - Knowing you personally funded the world's most soporifically responsible audio library.
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  • No interruptions - No ads, no announcements, no "before we get started." The data begins immediately.
  • Eight-hour editions - For the particularly tenacious brain. One file. Plays until morning.
  • Loopable, pure data editions - No music, no intro, no outro. The content begins immediately and loops without a seam.
  • Offline files - Downloadable files for flights, travel, and anywhere sleep is harder than usual. Works without signal.
  • Bonus content - Occasional dispatches on how episodes are made, interviews, special editions.
  • Three day free trial
  • %%GIFT_MA%%
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$
250
/year

Personally fund the acquisition of the world's least compelling audio. Technical manuals. International standards. Government annexes. Procurement reports. Someone has to do it.

  • All Member benefits, plus:
  • Submit documents for consideration - Your specific manual (a user guide, regulatory code, procurement report) recited for thousands of insomniacs.
  • Satisfaction - Knowing you personally funded the world's most soporifically responsible audio library.
  • Three day free trial
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